Osama The Boogeyman

Does anyone ever think that Osama is just the "Boogeyman" for the US that Islam needs? That need is to raise oil prices, so that wealth flows from the Western infidels to the pockets of Allah.

Osama doesn't need to nuke us. He just has to make sure that his brethren get maximum dollars out of a diminishing resource. He just had to do 9/11 to get some credibility. Now he just threatens us and the price of oil skyrockets. His minions make a video and the price of oil goes up, up, and away.

That's why the Saudis don't really crack down too much on Al Qaeda. Hell, Al Qaeda has made them and will make them hundreds of billions of dollars. Osama's boys don't have to do anything anymore. They just have to threaten.

(That's your stoned commentary for the evening)