If marijuana cured male pattern baldness...

then it would be every American male's God given constitutional right to use it.

Update:
Laura from http://bitsmasher.blogspot.com comments:

If it cured male baldness or impotence they would be selling it in
vending machines.

I say a big "Hell yeah!" to that. I'm also thinking it would be great if you went to a drive thru hamburger joint and they asked you "Would you like weed with that?".