The Stoner Pundit

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Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Well at least the car he was driving was a Prius...

Police: Drugs found in Gore son's Prius after traffic stop


Before telling us how to run our lives (as in how we should create a carbon neutral footprint for ourselves), please teach your son that driving 100 mph even in an "environmentally friendly" automobile is environmentally irresponsible and fucking dangerous. I'm pretty sure that puts a lot of carbon into the atmosphere and we will all soon be melting from all of the heat. I do however applaud his use of herb. I'm sure it's the finest your "An Inconvenient Truth" and Occidental Petroleum money could buy. I also believe if you want me on your side in this debate, we should legalize and grow massive amounts of hemp (aka marijuana). It's a plant. It thus takes carbon from the atmosphere and we can also smoke it be happy.


The Stoner Pundit

p.s. I've been too stoned to get around to posting here but I'll try to keep up with what's going on in the world.