Where do we find morons like this?

Chavez better in some ways than Bush (from letters to the editors in today's Cincinnati Enquirer)

Your "Hot corner" tirade against Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez ("At least Chavez has no nukes," Nov. 6) read suspiciously like another media propaganda "plant" by the Bush administration. Let's compare: "Dictator" Chavez has won huge majorities in two elections and a referendum; Bush has not. "Strongman" Chavez fears invasion; Bush has perpetrated an invasion. Crowds cheer Chavez; they protest Bush. The wealth gap has declined under Chavez; it has increased under Bush. Chavez chummy with Castro; Bush chummy with totalitarian leadership of home to 15 of the 19 terrorists of 9/11.

This one you got right: Bush has nukes; Chavez does not. It's scary indeed.

Bill Westerman, Brookville, Ind.

I just wish people like this would get fed up with this country and move to Venezuela. I'm sure they would be much happier there. I'm sure that Chavez won huge majorities in two elections because he was a really nice guy. I mean Saddam Hussein won with 99.8% of the vote in Iraq, so having a large majority must mean he's one hell of a guy.

Let me also remind Bill, that a Democrat is the only one to ever authorize the use of nuclear weapons on another country.

How long

will it be before Terrell Owens blames George W. Bush for his situation? I'm sure someone on the left already has.

How long will it be before France blames America for the riots in their streets?

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