The dog

like looked at me for 17 minutes straight. I think he wants to kill me.

Oh no! He just walked into the room again. He's eyeing me suspiciously... There, there boy. I love you baby. Hey what's the problem? Don't growl at me.

I may have to kill the little fucker! I love him. He's been my dog for 7 years. But I will take him down if I have to. You can bet on that.